So I have been playing a lot of Fruit Ninja since it was recently ported to Android. I got to say this game is really fun for how simple it ultimately is. Basic principle for anyone who hasn’t played it is to slice fruit as it pops up into the screen with your finger while avoiding bombs. But since I have started playing this I have just wanted to take my sword and slice fruit on my own. Hence the comic. I am quite sure this action would indeed piss off my wife and ultimately lead to the eviction out of our apartment but maybe an open field might be an option. In any case I highly recommend Fruit Ninja for Android, or the iPhone if you have it and enjoy the comic.

Well this is kind of self explanatory but its really an inside joke. I really was undecided if I was going to post this since I know a lot of people have died from hitting trees, or were seriously injured and for those people I do feel sorry. But the joke is that trees, in the middle of the night, will move into the middle of the street to trap unsuspecting motorists. I should have prefaced by saying that I work in the ER in the middle of the night, and we get around one person a week who manages to find the one tree off the side of the road. These people are usually intoxicated and rarely have anything more then scrapes, and in my opinion deserved it since I do not stand for drinking and driving. In any case enjoy it or not, and remember it’s just a comic.